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A man walks into the bar for a drink but is aghast when the barman tells him this
A man walked into cafe went to the bar and sequential a beer
Certainly sir that will be on cent
one cent? the man thought he glimpse at the menu asked, how much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?
a nickel, the barman replied
A nickel? exclaimed at man
Where the guy who owns this place
The bartender replied upstairs with my wife
The asked, what is he doing upstairs with your wife?
the bartender replied the same thing i am doing to his business down here!
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Boy: What is your age?
Girl: we girls, don’t reveal our age to boys.!
Boy: what is your email address?
Girl: [email protected] 🙂
Two blondes was driving to Disneyland the sign said so they started crying and headed home!
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A woman went to visit her daughter
she knocked on the door and when there was no answer she opened it and went in
She found her daughter naked surrounded by rose petals with soft music playing
the mother asked her daughter what she was doing to which she replied that she was
waiting for her husband to come!
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You skipped no 5
You only checked to see if there is a no 5
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A small old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly
painfully up onto a stool. after catching his breath he ordered a banana split
the waitress asked kindly “Crushed nits?
No, he replied “Arthritic!
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A cop pulls over a guy your eyes are awfully red, have you been drinking? officer,
the man says your eyes are awfully glazed have you been eating doughnuts?
Three drunk guys entered a taxi. the taxi driver knew that they was intoxicated so he started the
engine and turned it of once again then said we have reached your goal the first guy gave him money
and the second guy said thank , the third guy slapped at driver
the driver was shocked thinking the third knew what he did, but then he ask what was that for?
the 3rd guy replied control your fastness next time you nearly killed us!
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You have been such exemplary statues, he announce to them that i am going to give you a special gift,
i am going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want and
with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life,
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes from which shortly
emerged a good deal of giggling, and shaking of branches fifteen minute later the two statues emerged
from the bushes wide grin on their faces,
“You still have fifteen more minutes said the angel winking at them”
Grinning even more widely the female status turned to the male statue and said great just this
time you hold the pigeon down and i will crap on it’s head!
Your wife or you dog
Question asked from a husband
if your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door who do you let in first?
Husband replied: The dog, of course at least he will shut up after you let him in
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Sexy wife in the night dress
The wife bought a new see trough nighty wore it without any underclothes and came
swinging before the husband aroused husband says
You look so sexy and beautiful my darling!
Doctor the embarrassed man said i have a sexual problem, i can’t get it up for my wife anymore,
Mr.Thomas bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what i can do The next day!
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A Man And Cashier Joke
A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dogs food to the checkout counter
The cashier asked. Sir do you have a dog?
Yes” Man replied him
Well” Where is it?
I left him home ” He answered
Sorry” the cashier said, you can’t but the dog food if i can’t see the dog that the rules.
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout dp you have a cat? asked the cashier
Yes, He said. but i left him home
Sorry, she said, if i can’t see the cat i can’t sell you the food that’s to rules.
The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag.
he walked up to the cashier and said put your hand in here
The cashier put her hand in and said it’s soft and warm what is it?
The man replied i did like three rolls of toilet paper please!
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Why life complicate
Love someone? – Tell it!
Wanna meet up? – invite!
Missing someone? – Call!
Wanna be understood? – explain
Don’t like something? – Say it!
Want something? – Ask for it!