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I ne’er make the same mistake doubly i make it like six or five times you know only to be sure!
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Being positive and cheerful is not a sign of weakness creating drama is a sign of weakness
positive people control their emotion instead of letting their emotions control them!
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A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his Friends!
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- No notes = no study
- Lost your pen = no pen
- No pen= no notes
- no study = fail
- fail = no diploma
- No diploma = no work
- no work = no money
- no money = no food
- no food = skinny
- Skinny = ugly
- ugly = no love
- No love = no marriage
- No marriage = no children
- no children =depression
- depression = sickness
- sickness = death
- Lesson : Don’t lose your pen you will die!
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When you try your hardest not to be a fucker but everyone you deal with is fucker so
you end up being a greater fucker only to out fuck the fuckers!
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When you wake up at 6 in the morning you close your eyes for 6 minutes and it’s already 6.45
when you are at work and it’s 2.30 you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:30!
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Reality of fear
You are not scared of the dark you are scared of what in it
Your not afraid of heights you are a fraud of today
you are not afraid of the people around you
you are only afraid rejection
you are not afraid to love you are only afraid of not being loved back
you are not afraid to let go
you are only afraid to accept the reality that just gone
you are not afraid to try again you are only afraid to getting heart for the some reaction!
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An honest enemy is forever better than a friend who lies!
You have enemies ? good that means you have stood up for something in your life!
People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point
the glass is refillable!
Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience!
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I am not sorrowful my high school career is over this game is all about making the jump to
the next level accepting a college scholarship and proving yourself that you are
one of the bang-up players in the country!
Ten faces about you
- You are Reading this right now
- you are realizing that is a stupid fact
- you didn’t notice i skipped three
- you are smiling
- you are checking now
- you didn’t realize i skipped eight
- you are enjoying this
- you didn’t realize there just supposed to be 10 facts!
A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it , and you have
to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth!
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Many people work difficult and spend their health trying to reach wealth then
they retire and spend their wealth trying to get their health !
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Mom: What was that?
Me: My shirt fell
Mom: it sounded a lot
Heaven than that
Me: i was in it!
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Me Behave seriously?
when i was child i saw Tarzan naked always, Cinderlla arrived home after mid night, Pinocchio told lies
Aladdin was thief baton drove over 200 miles an hour snow white lived in a house with 7 men Popeye
smoked a pipe and had tattoos pace man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced
his performance and shaggy and Scoby was mystery solving hippies that forever had the mulched
the failed in not mine, if you had this childhood and loved it re-post i thought this would bring a
smile to your face lol it did mine!
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If i am silent
it’s because there is thunder inside me or i am only chilling it depends may the odds be over in your favor!