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Happy birthday quotes comedians

Happy birthday quotes comedians

I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
could it be that i do is the longest sentence?
George Carlin Sez

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Some comedians have to invent crazy situations for themselves.

i’m lucky crazy crazy situation just seek me out,

and i have learned to exploit the bad stuff for laughs.
Jim Jefferies.

birthday quotes comedians

See the problem is that God gives men a brain and penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

Happy birthday quotes comedians

I love doing lesbian love scene. before i did my lesbian scene in Gia,

i talked to actresses who said love scenes are easier with another

woman than a man bound’s gina gershon and jennifer tilly said they

lie there and discuss the sale at barney’s between takes.
Angelina jolie.

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John, chick dig me, because i rarely wear underwear and when i do it’s usually something unusual.

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I saw a commercial on late night TV.

it said forget everything you know about slipcovers.
so i did and it was a load off my mind. then the commercial

tried to sell me slip covers, and i din’t know what the hell they were.

Happy birthday quotes comedians

You can make a difference in very simple ways in volunteering

and all the way up to bigger world problems.
Susan Sarandon

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The tragedy for comedian is there’s nothing more they want than to be likes,
we desperately seek approval it’s almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.

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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the water slide overthinking it.
You have to go down the chute.
Tine Fey

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You can’t call anybody anymore if you try to call someone they’re like what?

are you one fire? then quite wasting my time, text me that shit!

Happy birthday quotes comedians

If you’re passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
Wanda Sykes.

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I do have hair the hair is just not everywhere

i realize it’s really just at the holes:

my nose, my ears my but. i’m like a tub.
just sheer white porcelain and then a clump of hair at the drain.

Happy birthday quotes comedians

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
Happy birthday

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I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
could it be that i’do is the longest sentence ?
Georage Carlin sez

Funny quotes about my wife

My wife is abdicated to Pinterest
if you don’t know what Pinterst is it;s where your wife stares at the computer

for 8 hours and then you ear salads out of mason jars.

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