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Happy birthday quotes comedians

I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
could it be that i do is the longest sentence?
George Carlin Sez

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Some comedians have to invent crazy situations for themselves.

i’m lucky crazy crazy situation just seek me out,

and i have learned to exploit the bad stuff for laughs.
Jim Jefferies.

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See the problem is that God gives men a brain and penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

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I love doing lesbian love scene. before i did my lesbian scene in Gia,

i talked to actresses who said love scenes are easier with another

woman than a man bound’s gina gershon and jennifer tilly said they

lie there and discuss the sale at barney’s between takes.
Angelina jolie.

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John, chick dig me, because i rarely wear underwear and when i do it’s usually something unusual.

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I saw a commercial on late night TV.

it said forget everything you know about slipcovers.
so i did and it was a load off my mind. then the commercial

tried to sell me slip covers, and i din’t know what the hell they were.

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You can make a difference in very simple ways in volunteering

and all the way up to bigger world problems.
Susan Sarandon

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The tragedy for comedian is there’s nothing more they want than to be likes,
we desperately seek approval it’s almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.

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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the water slide overthinking it.
You have to go down the chute.
Tine Fey

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You can’t call anybody anymore if you try to call someone they’re like what?

are you one fire? then quite wasting my time, text me that shit!

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If you’re passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
Wanda Sykes.

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I do have hair the hair is just not everywhere

i realize it’s really just at the holes:

my nose, my ears my but. i’m like a tub.
just sheer white porcelain and then a clump of hair at the drain.

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
Happy birthday

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I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
could it be that i’do is the longest sentence ?
Georage Carlin sez

Funny quotes about my wife

My wife is abdicated to Pinterest
if you don’t know what Pinterst is it;s where your wife stares at the computer

for 8 hours and then you ear salads out of mason jars.
Adamnorwest

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