Funny Happy Birthday Messages

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Today going to share latest Funny Happy Birthday Messages for your friends and family members. you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday messages for whatsapp or Text Messages. you will Give your friends and loved ones a memorable experience wish on their birthdays and put a smile on their faces on the most important day of the year.  here we present some of the most Hilarious and Funny Birthday Wishes which make your friend’s, brother, sister, Boyfriend, Female friends beginning of special day full of humor.

Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages

For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.

A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.

If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!

Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

One of the things I learned growing up with you, is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run in your age right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!

Having you around always made me feel like we will be forever young, yet, you ended up breaking that rule, you grumpy old geezer!

I really hope you brushed your teeth this morning! Because with your age, I’m not sure your teeth will survive until next year.

If you believe in it, you can be anything! Unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train old pal!

Just to be certain, I’m going to bring a few buckets of water tonight before you light up the candles, don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to a random fire! Happy birthday my friend!

Instead of being sad because you grew up, be happy because you will not be the grumpy old geezer you will become in 10 years! Happy birthday!

So, I always wanted to learn about dinosaurs. Could you share your knowledge with me? I mean, you have probably met them in person! Just kidding, happy birthday you fossil!

They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

I don’t know how you do it. You don’t look a year older than 185! Happy Birthday to the best friend, ever!

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.

Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

(written in real small text). You’re not old until you can’t read this writing any more.

You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.

Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!

I have trouble wrapping my head around these birthdays we continue to have. I have trouble wrapping my head around lots of things. Like, why do the most biscuit-headed guys come in the best wrapping?

Happy Birthday to my Bestie. Rhyming makes me testy. I’ll try to make it jesty. Don’t get mad if it’s pesky, but have a day that’s zesty! Hey, I tried.

We’re best friends so there are certain things I know about you. You’re humble and lavish gifts embarrass you. So,(only to make you comfortable, of course) I’ve limited my birthday wishes to this simple, heartfelt card. Your welcome.

On your birthday, let’s solidify our friendship commitment and the bond we share. We always have each other’s back, right? (I hope so. You’ve got WAY too much “on” me!)

Happy birthday to a loyal friend who looks as cool as he did in high school. You can still rock that tie dye AND you’ve hung on to our friendship and your mullet, whether we’re popular or not.

Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.

Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

It’s your birthday, and I must say, you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!

Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.

Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!

Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.

An old fart is as good as a new one….

Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.

I’m throwing you an existentialist themed birthday party. If you’re in the woods, and a tree falls on your birthday and there’s no one there to see it, are you still a year older? I’ll stay out of the woods just in case.

Why do old guys start growing hair from their ears? On this birthday, I figured you could answer from personal knowledge. While you’re at it, either pull up those dark socks or change from shorts into pants – as a public service.

Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.

George Carlin said that. Don’t ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.